MY MENTOR


This here's Lila Collins. I try to be cool when she's around, but as you can see I'm not very successful in this regard. Lila is two years old and the coolest freaking person I know. Legend has it that when she was my age she was already walking, somersaulting and juggling juice-boxes three at a time. I plan to pattern my life after hers. I only hope that one day she will look upon me as an equal, and not just as some non-verbal, wobbly-legged, diaper-wearer who doesn't know her own pinching strength.