IT'S TIME I GOT SOME THINGS OFF MY CHEST
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PASSPORT PHOTOS

So I had passport pictures taken today. Here are just a few jewels from that photo session:

I'm pretty sure I'm going with the last one.
What do you think?

How about you put down the camera and get me a washcloth, huh?

Check out my dad. The guy acts like he hasn't seen me hold my own bottle before.
Oh wait, I forgot. He hasn't.

This is how I catch up on beauty sleep. I do it on my face.

SADIE'S FIRST VIDEO
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MY MENTOR


This here's Lila Collins. I try to be cool when she's around, but as you can see I'm not very successful in this regard. Lila is two years old and the coolest freaking person I know. Legend has it that when she was my age she was already walking, somersaulting and juggling juice-boxes three at a time. I plan to pattern my life after hers. I only hope that one day she will look upon me as an equal, and not just as some non-verbal, wobbly-legged, diaper-wearer who doesn't know her own pinching strength.

QUESTION:
What has more chins than a chinese phonebook?

ANSWER:

Dear Eric,

About last weekend... I'm really sorry about drooling on you like that. I don't know what happened. That's just not like me.

But the farting... now THAT was me all over.

Sincerely,
Sadie

Introducing Jaffe Bick Antzis.
(I'm on the left -- that's her on the right.)



Jaffe is my best friend. We were born exactly six weeks apart.

My mom thinks that I'm so much bigger than Jaffe I look like I might have eaten her.
(I think that my mom needs a funny bone transplant, because hers clearly isn't working.)

MISS POPULAR, INSTALLMENT #2



Me and my dad with Chris. His last name is "Pouy" (rhymes with "gooey"). So you're looking at "Gassman, Gassman and Pouy". Sounds like the first line of a joke. Or the name of a very unsuccessful law firm.



This here's Brigitte. She's a lovely, lovely lady. And I'm not just saying that because she's seen me on the changing table in my birthday suit.


Here's me and Tracy. If we were ever going to start a duo act on the vaudeville circuit, this is the photo we would use.


This is me having lunch with Lori...

... and Cindy.

Evidently it was a looong lunch. Either that or I had way too much turkey.



I ended up calling myself a cab.