I HAVE ARRIVED.

My name is Sadie Gassman. My parents are Dave Gassman and Johanna Stein (I'm not sure why we don't all have the same last name. I guess she's one of them "women's libbers" or something). We live in Van Nuys, California.

I was born on December 28th, 2006 at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Beverly Hills, California.

Here's the earliest photo taken of me, at about 30 seconds after I was born.

I was pretty mad, having been so violently evicted from my home.
Whatever happened to 3 days notice?

Here's me the next day - a full one day old. Talk about exhaustion. Seriously.

Here's a picture of me and my dad. He's a really sweet guy.

He's also a complete goofball.

I'll write more when I get a chance. Right now I have to check with the hospital and make sure there hasn't been a mix-up.